like a FAQ but angrier!
i'm not mad at anyone, this is just to clear things up.

Regarding my friends
I have a lot of friends and not all my friend's get along. If YOU don't like MY friends then that's too bad; it's out of my hands. i walk around with my head in the clouds and avoid any drama like it's nonexistent. if my friends are bullying each other i'm going to let them fight their own battles and resolve it on their own. do not expect me to pick sides especially if i'm uninvolved. i'm going to love all my friend's even if some are push overs or some are complete douchecanoes. It's pretty fucking lame to judge me because of who i'm friend's with; so please, judge me for who i am not who i know.

Oh boy! all this DRAMA and STRESS for breakfast is giving me an ulcer!

I'm intimidating
- Not really? I've heard this time and time again. apparently i'm scary and terrifying because i'll speak my mind. i'm blunt, sarcastic and opinionated but that doesn't mean i'm a wild animal ready to attack anyone who treads on my sneakers (which, btw i don't wear.) idc if we disagree or our views are different. i'm seriously not the type to judge people over trivial bullshit like sexuality, religious background or political views. speaking of which i'm nondenominational and liberal as fuck if you're wondering.

I'm mean b/c i say mean things
- I'm surprisingly really nice and go out of my way to please my friends if i can. that's why i'm not going to ditch my friend's just because they do unbelievable things or act like morons 24/7. you can be the most annoying person on earth but if you're my friend i'm not going to ditch you but that doesn't mean i'm going to fight your battles. if i say things you personally find offensive then that's not really my problem. sorry

My humor if offensive
- I joke about offensive things and sometimes i say stuff that is painfully ironic. it's like i'm giving people the finger through my text. next time i talk about how i'm glad i wasn't walking around NY during 9/11 because fat jumpers might have nailed me don't even bother telling me i'm a unfunny asshole.

it's the internet.

no, i don't talk like that irl i have more respect than that. no, i'm not going to purposely make fun of you just because i say offensive things on a daily basis. if your dog suddenly died i'm not gonna be all over your page like "r.i.p., dumbass!! look both ways when you cross the street!" because i'm not a insensitive moron i just have a bad taste in humor. considering 90% of people online think comedy central and 4chan is funny they sure do get offended a lot. Speaking of which,

I rarely get offended
- Self explanatory? my humor probably sucks shit because i can laugh at rank farts and drunk drivers. not too much shakes me so there is literally no need to censor yourself around me so long you don't expect me to walk on eggshells.

I don't like (insert something u like here)
- BAWWWWW. i'm my own person, god forbid!! if i had a dollar for every time someone got eternally butthurt because i didn't like (animu/mango) or (videogame, movie, celebrity ect.) then i'd be richer than Richie Rich.

I am neutral in every possible way
- Most things involving drama i have little or no interest in being apart of, resolving or helping you out with. don't think because i'm angry and opinionated i'm going to be ready and willing to follow you into the next e-holocaust. i'm not a therapist, i'm not your personal army and i'm not the referee for WWE internet explorer's smack down addition.

I'm also on the fence 24/7
- What happens on the internet stays on the internet. I get a lot of shit being a opinionated, loud mouth bitch but that doesn't mean i'm going to wave a flag and lead a parade of hate and start an e-war. if you think harassment will get me down then you're forgetting this is the internet and nothing i do or say here will amount to anything irl.

Let's talk suicide
- Anytime people cry suicide i'm going to over look it. if you were serious you wouldn't tell the world, ok. that goes for people who have been supposedly: raped, molested, horribly torn and had their soul shattered or <insert traumatic childhood event>. i could list off more but seriously, people don't talk openly about that stuff if it's really so bad. you're likely exaggerating or lying like the teenager you are. yes, i judge people by their age group! btw if you rather call yourself a "young adult, not teenager! i'm almost 18!" then i urge you to take up that suicide threat asap n_n

Last but not least if you don't like me.. don't talk to me?? I try to be the best person i can be but i'm not perfect in any way, shape or form and i love everyone and try to be as nice to everyone because LOVE AND PEACE, DAMNIT. I'M A HIsdalg

CUTTING THIS SHORT B/C I THINK SLENDERMAN IS OUTSIDE FOR REAL NO JOKE!!!